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A guy is enjoying his drink at a bar when he hears a tiny voice saying, "That's a nice shirt you're wearing." He looks around, then realizes that nobody's talking to him. He begins to drink again when he hears another tiny voice saying, "You look really handsome with your hair combed like that." He looks around again, and again realizes that nobody's talking to him. So, he calls the bartender over and tells him about the tiny voices. The bartender asks what the voices are saying and the guy tells him. The bartender says, "Oh, those are the peanuts - they're complimentary." View another random joke Back to the main page |
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