Listen to the Joke of the Day
A duck walks into a pharmacy. He says, "I'd like a chapstick."
The pharmacist hands him the chapstick and asks, "Will that be
cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."
Random Poem of the Day
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Toy
You played with my heart
In this game I loose
Doomed from the start
Here only to amuse
Misled by your smile
I genuinely fell
Content for awhile
You bid me farewell
Special you made me feel
With your words and caress
Your emotions weren't real
You couldn't have cared less